You might have forgotten, and I hate to be the one to tell you, but it’s Valentine’s Day. It may be that the flowers you pick up at the gas station are going to be enough, I can’t say. But just in case, En-Net’s resident Cupid (with some help from a few famous poets) has pulled together a number of love poems that En-Net is offering free-of-charge, to anyone who needs the last minute help.
Roses are red
Violets are Blue.
Nothing says “I love you”
Like an Eaton ePDU.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth of an HP server
Matching even HP Wolf Printer Security’s fervor
As long as the dependability of an HP workstation? Nay, further!
With the clarity of any of Viewsonic’s many displays.
It was many and many a year ago
Deep in our Hero’s Brain stem
That an idea was formed that you may know
By the name of Belkin Secure 4 port KVM.
And this idea blossomed with no other thought
Than to be a switch beloved by we, us and them.
There once was a tablet from Zebra
Whose durability you wouldn’t believa
And like the love in our hearts
It can’t be torn aparts
And stands as rock solid as a catherda
I love your lips when they’re wet with wine
But your password security is dismal.
I love your eyes when the lovelight lies
But your intrusion detection is abysmal.
I love your hair when the strands enmesh
But your unsecured keys and certs invite certain paroxysmal
I love you despite your cyber unpreparedness
But if our love is to continue there’s much to address.